Guess who December 17, 2008
Posted by slapnigeria in random shit.Tags: suggestions for slapping, update
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And, we’re back! Various real life commitments and annoying internet problems (oh we will be getting to that shortly) have kept us from bringing you new slaps, but it has allowed us to think about quite a few things.
The first is that although we do have some ideas on things and people in Nigeria to slap, we are curious to find out what our readers think. Who would YOU like us to slap on your behalf.
You wouldn’t have to do anything. Just give us the name and why you feel they should be slapped and we will do all the research and so on necessary to deal out the punishment. Easy eh?
A few caveats though, we are already planning on slapping our esteemed friends at ‘NASA‘, MTV Base for their unbelievably crap MAMAs (don’t let their website fool you!), Silverbird TV is also in the queue, and finally PHCN is too easy a target for a slap (well, until they push us too far then the gloves will come off). Everything else is fair game.
We are currently working on getting someone who will allow us to deal with stupid politicians in terms of research etc. so don’t think we are dodging them for fear of reprisal or whatever.
Hope you all are looking forward to the holidays! For those of you travelling out of the country, go well and return o! And for those of you staying, don’t let Naija get to you (either through frutration or via armed robbery).
That Maurice Iwu fellow deserves a gigantic slap. I wish there was a way to place a mouse trap next to his mouth so that every time it starts to run the trap snaps it shut.
Jonah Jang the fully ripe idiotic governor of Plateu state too deserves an even bigger one. He along with all the morons that tried to swear themselves in amidst the mayhem unleashed on the innocent people of the state. I guess all of the above fall into the ’stupid politicians’ category.
Gov Fashola (sad to say) deserves an itsy bitsy slap for planting lawns and installing water sprinkers and fountains along side pot hole ridden roads and when most people don’t even have running water in their homes.
Some of our market women too deserve some slaps for sizing you up and telling you not to even bother asking because you won’t be able to afford what they’re selling. By the way, whoever caused the price of ice fish to triple within the last year should get the bigger share of the slap. wtf!
…. I could go on and on.
Oh! I am honestly not sure how we missed Mr. Iwu. That’s definitely a suggestion we will be taking up.
The politicians I am sure we will get to in due time, although we are a bit reticent about giving Gov. Fash a slap as the man dey try.
About the market women and the price of ice fish, maybe Evilina would be interested in giving that a shot, although I am sure it would be from an interesting perspective. hehe.
Hope you have finally left Messrs Vmobile, Celtel & Zain?